Ahhh it feels good to be back for a short time. Wouldn't you like to know where I have been? Lets leave that for another day and carry on like we used to. Don't you miss the good old days? I know I do. The terrible screams, the bloodshed, the tears and nightmares. And some people are afraid to get married hehe.

 

I see I have some questions to answer and there would be more I am sure except for my negilgence of tending to this place. So lets answer what we have here for now and then move on to something else, possible tomorrow. But anyone who tries to read this site regularly knows thats at the best a hollow promise.

 

From the good Dr.(I am feeling generous tonight and will give he/she the benefit of the doubt), the questions are asked and answered as follows:

 

1. Why and how did Bush become president?

 

Well well I have been away for a long time. Bush is president? I know that bush has always ruled my world but I never in my wildest dreams would have believed.... oh wait now. I have been gone a long time. I think I have made a mistake here. You are talking about the man from Texas are you not? I thought this question was too easy.

Not being otherwise politically inclined other than to help put the Emperor on the throne( he only fell off once and it wasn't his fault), I have no other answer than sheer dumb luck, much strong arming behind the scenes and several quotes from the book of Revelation in the Bible that I will leave you to find and decipher for yourself.

 

2. Is it true that nice guys finish last?

 

You must be a man to ask a question like that. Only a man would hold out the hope that there could be any other answer to this question besides yes.

 

3. Why did you choose "Steen"?

 

Ahhh a question that cuts to the mechanical heart of me. I have been asked this before and my answer has always been the same. Put "Steen" through a language translator and see what you come up with. Let me know what you think. This just may be one of those jokes about how you keep a fool occupied. On the other hand there may be something there to be discerned depending on who you are and what mental faculties you possess. Let me know what you come up with. All answers will be considered and the winners will be entered into a drawing for a big prize of nothing. But think of the pride you will have from a job well done. Yeah right.

 

4. If someone accuses you of being a Jedi in disguise, what would you do?

 

No one would ever accuse me of being a Jedi in disguise. Because there is no such thing. Now that's a little secret I just let all of you in on. Please don't spread it around too much though. It could affect my supposed pay raise. My whole vacation trip to Naboo depends on that raise. I heard that the last Queen had a sister. I plan on looking up her...ahhh I mean looking her up.

 

Well I was just getting into this, but as they say all good things must end.

 

If anyone has a question for the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Steen, do not hesitate to submit it to me on this site and I will endevor to answer it before the turn of the century or sooner.

 

Until we meet again I am forever and always shall be

 

the Dark Lord of the Sith

 

Darth Steen.